"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via c-isnenegro)
YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK. THEIR LITTLE SLEEP SOUNDS AND THEIR DISGUSTING MORNING BREATH THAT YOU DON’T MIND BECAUSE YOUR CRUSH IS THAT FUCKING STRONG
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
1. i’m old for my grade. september birthdays.
2. i haven’t had a christmas tree up in 3 years which sounds sad but it’s just because we’re usually out of town on christmas
3. i’m cold like 80% of the time
4. i love poetry
5. i take latin. salvē ;)
so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night
That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god